Category Archives: Tutorials

La Pequeña Vaquera — a tutorial

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When you are a Vaquera, you must have a good hat, a good horse, and a good straight face.

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You also must be completely serious and very aware of your surroundings.  Remember that when you’re bringing someone in to the law; bad boys have brothers and they’ll be trailing along.

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Watch your back.

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Stay close to your prisoner, make sure their head is down, and they keep moving in this dry desert.

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Pushing the prisoner up front may be a good idea if you think he has some harm in mind.  They’re never to be trusted — once you get him in to the law, you can go back to punchin’ cattle.

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Keep your eyes peeled — the prisoner, his comrades, the rocky terrain, snakes, and your horse — each one could pull a fast one when you’re feeling relaxed.

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And when you see the jail house in view, you can let out a slight grin but make sure no one’s watching.

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Such is life, living out on the range.

Bloomers: A tutorial

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Hi All, I found this little child streaking through the house yesterday evening after I made my cute little post about her and her dog Abby.  Aparently she wanted to switch things up a bit and give you all a little tutorial on a new accessory, so if I can catch her I will get her to stop a minute and teach you a new thing or two.

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Annie honey, I know you’re very busy right now, but would you mind giving these kind folks a new lesson on the latest and greatest accessory? (Do you all think them is, what I think them is?)

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Darling, they’re all waiting in anticipation.  I can’t keep them entertained too much longer as the silence is getting heavy.

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Beep, beep… beep beep beep…

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Yo, Vogue, this is Annie, I can’t be on your cover this month.  I’m too busy… Later.

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Sup?  My ma tells me that you all wanna new style watch update.  Well, I gotta tell ya, these matching “bloomers” or whateva you call them is the hottest thing.  With how the world is today, and the fashions, I think just about every body will be wearing their undergarments on their heads.  It will get you noticed, just like the jeans falling off guys buns and the non-clothes the girls are wearing.  You should try it, if you’re anybody.  I gotta get… Later, keep in touch.

~Homes, Annie