Horse Owner’s Chain Letter

I thought this was cute, and I have definitely felt like this though the prospect of getting 16,000+ horses is a bit overwhelming. 

Dear Horse Owners,

Are you experiencing too many second and third finishes behind inferior horses at horse shows or endurance rides? During a trail ride, does your horse forget everything he was bred to do and taught to do?

Well, this simple chain letter is meant to bring relief and happiness to you. Unlike most chain letters, it doesn’t cost any money.

Simply send a copy to six other horse owners who are dissatisfied with the way that their horse is behaving, or their state of health. Also, wrap up your horse and send him/her to the horse owner at the top of list, and add your name to the bottom of the list. Do not use a return address or the post office may try to contact you.

In one week you should receive 16,436 horses, and at least one of them should be a keeper.

Have faith in this. Do not break the chain. One owner broke the chain and got his own horse back.

Good luck

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About mudranch

I live in the country, I love to take photos, I'm a shepherdess, I adore my husband and daughter, I walk in the will of Christ.

Posted on August 25, 2008, in Horses, Joke. Bookmark the permalink. 3 Comments.

  1. LOLOLOL, My husband would be so pissed! LOLOLOL

  2. LOL Callie, my thoughts exactly! 😀

  3. Oh man! This made me laugh so hard. Can you even imagine?? hahaha

    I hope you don’t mind if I copy this and share with others. What a hoot. Too good not to share. 😀

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